I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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