windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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