Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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