Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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