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You. Win. At. Life.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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