talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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