what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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