I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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