from now on my penis is your penis
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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