So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
