Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
