nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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