K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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