I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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