This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It's just like the Real World with babies
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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