And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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