i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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