I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
my poor anus
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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