Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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