piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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