If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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