similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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