Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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