she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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