where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We need to get me chipped asap
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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