yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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