Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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