kristin has been a bad kristin
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
