Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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