thus making me awesome and them whores
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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