Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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