I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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