i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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