oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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