i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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