just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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