It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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