hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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