We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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