Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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