and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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