Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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