Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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