There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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