white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I party with great urgency now.
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