so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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