I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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