I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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