She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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