508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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