I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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