As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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