? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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