are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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