Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
