dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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